The Novel

fervologica:

thusspakekate:

vanboobsenstein:

golden-notebook:

plexflexico:

golden-notebook:

plexflexico:

golden-notebook:

think-progress:

A Church posts a billboard apology to North Carolinians for “judgmental, deceptive, manipulative actions” done against the LGBT community with the passage of Amendment One.

You know what, I know I’m supposed to like this, but I don’t.
It’s just passive-aggressive.
Don’t post billboards letting secular people know You’re Not Like Those Christians.
Rally your people.
Actually get mainstream Christianity to not be a homophobic mess.
I don’t care about your stupid billboard.
So you’re not anti-gay, and you’re Christian. Do you want a cookie?

…or maybe they want to let LGBTQ folks know there’s a church where they are welcome, where they can worship freely and where they won’t be hated and despised just for being themselves.
I think, if you’re handing out cookies, you might need to have one yourself.  Low blood sugar can make you cranky.

I’m “cranky” because I happen to think this is passive-aggressive and high-horsey? OK.
They don’t need a billboard to let LGBT folks know they’re inclusive.
Did they buy this billboard to further LGBT equality - or feel good about their church?

I don’t know.  Have you read the article or the other articles from when they posted billboards during that whole Prop 8 fiasco?
Do you know anything at all about this Church?  Even I, as someone who is a staunch atheist and huge critic of religion, took the time to learn about this group and don’t see the behaviours you’re ascribing to them. Maybe you ought to take 10 minutes and do a little reading before you just go off half-cocked?

I’m not sure why you take it so personally. It really is a matter of opinion - this billboard, to me, strikes me as kind of passive-aggressive and hopey-changey rather than actual changey. There’s definitely room for disagreement, though. I see why a lot of people like this billboard. It rankles me for reasons I already described. Why do you assume my critique is “half-cocked”? Because I’m not echo-chambering you?

I agree with all of the above!

If I weren’t so busy laughing, I’d be very curious how to how golden-notebook proposes that one church singularly gets “mainstream christianity to be less homophobic.” I’d also like to know how you can tell by this billboard that MissionGathering Christian Church doesn’t attempt to rally their troops in support of  LGBTQ rights? It took me 5 minutes of research to find out they attended multiple anti-Prop 8 rallies and organized a candlelight vigil in protest of its passing. Surely protesting is the sort of political action we tumblarinas approve of, isn’t it? Maybe if they had just tried harder they could have actually changed the outcome of the election, but instead they let us all down with their hopey-changing wishy-washy nonsense. 
I mean, there is absolutely no actual good that could come from a Christian organization making a very bold and public show of solidarity with the LGBTQ community, is there?
Especially not in a city where a local pastor says the “solution” to queer people isto lock them inside electrified fences and wait until they died out. I can’t possibly imagine why queer people in this region might be heartened, might be relieved, might even feel a little safer, when they see a conversation about religion and homosexuality that doesn’t threaten violence or eternal damnation. I don’t live that far from Charlotte and I know the state highways around the area very well. Most billboards that mention God around here? They take a more hostile tone. But feeling a little bit safer in your own community, that’s not real enough change, is it?
How dare these people passive-aggresively challenge the dominant discourse on the relationship between Christianity and homosexuality. Why can’t they just make all the other christians less homophobic already! 

agreed^
“hopey-changey” is better than most everything that christians have to say about the subject, and at least they’re putting an effort to get a conversation going, rather than being a dick about it. I don’t understand why one has to be hostile toward a positive gesture in at least the correct direction of religious/lgbtq relationships


Dying. The stupidity of “don’t put it on a billboard, PROTEST it,” is so palpably ironic it hurts. And what did YOU do to change the status quo,golden-notebook? Protest? WITH SIGNS? Damn these Christians for protesting and not just fixing the problem immediately, already. Ugh. So passive aggressive.

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fervologica:

thusspakekate:

vanboobsenstein:

golden-notebook:

plexflexico:

golden-notebook:

plexflexico:

golden-notebook:

think-progress:

A Church posts a billboard apology to North Carolinians for “judgmental, deceptive, manipulative actions” done against the LGBT community with the passage of Amendment One.

You know what, I know I’m supposed to like this, but I don’t.

It’s just passive-aggressive.

Don’t post billboards letting secular people know You’re Not Like Those Christians.

Rally your people.

Actually get mainstream Christianity to not be a homophobic mess.

I don’t care about your stupid billboard.

So you’re not anti-gay, and you’re Christian. Do you want a cookie?

…or maybe they want to let LGBTQ folks know there’s a church where they are welcome, where they can worship freely and where they won’t be hated and despised just for being themselves.

I think, if you’re handing out cookies, you might need to have one yourself.  Low blood sugar can make you cranky.

I’m “cranky” because I happen to think this is passive-aggressive and high-horsey? OK.

They don’t need a billboard to let LGBT folks know they’re inclusive.

Did they buy this billboard to further LGBT equality - or feel good about their church?

I don’t know.  Have you read the article or the other articles from when they posted billboards during that whole Prop 8 fiasco?

Do you know anything at all about this Church?  Even I, as someone who is a staunch atheist and huge critic of religion, took the time to learn about this group and don’t see the behaviours you’re ascribing to them. Maybe you ought to take 10 minutes and do a little reading before you just go off half-cocked?

I’m not sure why you take it so personally. It really is a matter of opinion - this billboard, to me, strikes me as kind of passive-aggressive and hopey-changey rather than actual changey. There’s definitely room for disagreement, though. I see why a lot of people like this billboard. It rankles me for reasons I already described. Why do you assume my critique is “half-cocked”? Because I’m not echo-chambering you?

I agree with all of the above!

If I weren’t so busy laughing, I’d be very curious how to how golden-notebook proposes that one church singularly gets “mainstream christianity to be less homophobic.” I’d also like to know how you can tell by this billboard that MissionGathering Christian Church doesn’t attempt to rally their troops in support of  LGBTQ rights? It took me 5 minutes of research to find out they attended multiple anti-Prop 8 rallies and organized a candlelight vigil in protest of its passing. Surely protesting is the sort of political action we tumblarinas approve of, isn’t it? Maybe if they had just tried harder they could have actually changed the outcome of the election, but instead they let us all down with their hopey-changing wishy-washy nonsense. 

I mean, there is absolutely no actual good that could come from a Christian organization making a very bold and public show of solidarity with the LGBTQ community, is there?

Especially not in a city where a local pastor says the “solution” to queer people isto lock them inside electrified fences and wait until they died out. I can’t possibly imagine why queer people in this region might be heartened, might be relieved, might even feel a little safer, when they see a conversation about religion and homosexuality that doesn’t threaten violence or eternal damnation. I don’t live that far from Charlotte and I know the state highways around the area very well. Most billboards that mention God around here? They take a more hostile tone. But feeling a little bit safer in your own community, that’s not real enough change, is it?

How dare these people passive-aggresively challenge the dominant discourse on the relationship between Christianity and homosexuality. Why can’t they just make all the other christians less homophobic already! 

agreed^

“hopey-changey” is better than most everything that christians have to say about the subject, and at least they’re putting an effort to get a conversation going, rather than being a dick about it. I don’t understand why one has to be hostile toward a positive gesture in at least the correct direction of religious/lgbtq relationships

Dying. The stupidity of “don’t put it on a billboard, PROTEST it,” is so palpably ironic it hurts. And what did YOU do to change the status quo,golden-notebook? Protest? WITH SIGNS? Damn these Christians for protesting and not just fixing the problem immediately, already. Ugh. So passive aggressive.

touchfuzzy-getdizzy:

We don’t want you. 



Well, we don’t want her back if she can’t spell seriously…

Reblogged from samkinsman

touchfuzzy-getdizzy:

We don’t want you. 

Well, we don’t want her back if she can’t spell seriously…

(Source: harrypotterconfessions)

topherlee:

lynch-bait:

mulattafury:

SOOOOO GOOD
took a break from drawing Homestuck to draw some kids from a popular web cartoon about awkward teenagers who die over and over

ARROW’D


let’s go find some cuuuuutttttte boys


I love you, too, Brett Bretterson.

Reblogged from topherlee

topherlee:

lynch-bait:

mulattafury:

SOOOOO GOOD

took a break from drawing Homestuck to draw some kids from a popular web cartoon about awkward teenagers who die over and over

ARROW’D

let’s go find some cuuuuutttttte boys

I love you, too, Brett Bretterson.

tedkordisanasshole:

JAMIE STOP 




I’d do it with myself. For sure.

Reblogged from brucebannerd

tedkordisanasshole:

JAMIE STOP 

I’d do it with myself. For sure.

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thedailywhat:

World Record of the Day: The Guinness World Records’ hotly contested title for tightest parallel parking has changed hands for the fifth time in two years, with Chinese driver Han Yue sneaking his new Mini into a space just 5.91 inches longer than his car. Yue’s achievement eclipses Patrik Folco’s previous record of 8.66 inches, which was considered to be unbeatable when he set it last month.

[vvv]

我不能!!!

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thedailywhat:

Kids These Days of the Day: (Heads up — video is extremely graphic.)

The latest hobby among bored teens in Saudi Arabia — where strict Muslim customs limit their opportunities to really let loose — is drifting, and it’s all fun and games until someone loses a limb. Or their life:

[It’s] the “sport” of accelerating like you’re trying to break the light barrier and then slamming on the brakes. Doing so creates two possible outcomes: 1) having the vehicle slide around like a crazy-cool doodlebug while the tires ferociously screech and smoke, or 2) prompting a massive car wreck that maims or kills everyone involved, often in the most gruesome way possible.

Obviously, the latter scenario is captured in this video, filmed in Riyadh on May 25. The 2012 Camry was going 125 mph when it flipped; all four occupants died instantly.

[atlanticcities]

You can literally see the people flying out of the window when it’s slowed down. I wasn’t expecting that. :(


JCPenney is featuring a same-sex couple in its Fathers’ Day ad, following One Million Moms’ failed boycott of the store for bringing on Ellen DeGeneres. 



#JCPEnneyIsAHoneyBadger

Reblogged from matthewlove

JCPenney is featuring a same-sex couple in its Fathers’ Day ad, following One Million Moms’ failed boycott of the store for bringing on Ellen DeGeneres. 

#JCPEnneyIsAHoneyBadger

thedailywhat:

Fraggle Rock Movie of the Day: It’s official: A Fraggle Rock movie is happening.
Rango co-writer Jim Byrkit and former Cartoon Network exec Alex Manugian will pen the script, and The Jim Henson Co. and the Montecito Picture Co. are producing.
No word yet on when production will begin.
[hollywoodreporter]


…Oh. My. YES.

Reblogged from thedailywhat

thedailywhat:

Fraggle Rock Movie of the Day: It’s official: A Fraggle Rock movie is happening.

Rango co-writer Jim Byrkit and former Cartoon Network exec Alex Manugian will pen the script, and The Jim Henson Co. and the Montecito Picture Co. are producing.

No word yet on when production will begin.

[hollywoodreporter]

…Oh. My. YES.


They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’  画



Gurl, you KNOW one of us is going to have to change.

Reblogged from phantomterrah

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

Gurl, you KNOW one of us is going to have to change.

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You’ve got the moves like Jagger, but none of the swagger.
Sadly, your name is synonymous with braggart. 
Throw the deuce and paint-spray, rebel little tagger 
now get up off my dick before I call the body bagger.
As a matter of fact, you lack the respect, mack
got no game, and no one got your back 
This is some tricked out duck hunt shit, quack
Just shooting down the birdies and stuffing feathers in my pack.
calm coolies in the movies, silver-screen heartthrob
Making all the pretties want me close to tears, sob.
My face is like organic, fresh and expensive.
Yours is rotten lettuce, oh, you so defensive?
Why do you think you got so possessive?
Hanging on and holding out and only seeing asses. 
This is a tale for the masses
before you try and make some new passes
realize you’re not that hot, just full of hot gases. 

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

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yummystevecakes:

youdowhatyouloveandfucktherest:

thesonofflynn:

ukeboner:

yES

AHAAHHAHA OMG WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WTACH

SHE IS A UNICORN

what is this is it real

The “what” shouting match made me cry laughing.

(Source: badgclub)

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Reblogged from yummystevecakes

penis-hilton:

kwadi:

it keeps getting better omf

best thing i’ve ever seen on  the internet case closed

OMG, it really does just keep getting better.

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Reblogged from brucebannerd

joshuadgp:

alexandraya:

queelez:

I want to be inside of you.

I want to snogg someone wearing you.

I sort of want both of those things, possibly at the same time.

Things I need.

(Source: nitemea)

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nextyearsgirl:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by God as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (God’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as God’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what God or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your God and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

-An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.

(Source: drunkonstevphen)