February 2011
: i don't understand why people say life isn't... →
meelace:
life is easy. it’s the easiest thing to do; it’s what we were born to do. situations might be difficult, but it’s our choice how difficult we let them be. life is breathing. life is blinking. life is being happy for the little things as well as the big things. life is knowing you…
You know, I don’t really totally agree. Being ALIVE is easy, but living isn’t.
Real Comics: Butt-Stroked
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Real Comics: Wonder Woman’s Bondage Games.
lovedown:
Bride Of Blackenstein
I thought this was HILARIOUS.
This was SO good.
“I’ve only been with Jewish girls…”
“Oh! Then you KIND OF understand.”
January 2011
Girls with the same face in every picture.
-babyyoureafireework:
Guys do it too…
Fish do it too…
i’m actually dead.
The fish got me.
Some guy told me I looked "normal" in my outfit...
So I purposefully wore two CLASHING button down shirts yesterday just to fuck with fashion.
And people were like, “Dude, I love that! Those shirts look really cool.” And then the dude who said I looked normal came up and was like, “Really nice shirt, Darren. I like this. It’s weird but it looks really good.”
FUCK, YEAH.
It's only gravity.: Weird thoughts of the day: →
omegalowmaniac:
it has to suck to be in Ravenclaw
because you don’t have a password to get into your dorm
you have to answer a fucking riddle
and the riddle changes so you can learn more
because you’re in Ravenclaw
imagine if you were a Ravenclaw and you were intoxicated
and you get…
HAZZLEFRAX.