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COUNTERATTACK OF THE DAY: Don’t be all hard and pretend you knew who the fuck Debussy was before Twilight. You didn’t. Chances are you heard about it and pretended to be all interested. Oh yes, Debussy, I’m quite the fan. I’m VERY cultured. Oh la la. Don’t. You’re being a fucking lying hipster piece of shit. I knew because I STUDIED classical music and PERFORMED Debussy. I fucking PERFORMED Claire De Lune. It’s beautiful. But you know what? Only maybe… 3 people who were in my 500+ band actually really LIKED it. But don’t sit there and think you’re so fucking CULTURED because you know the song. Name me five composers. Five. Full names. Go. I bet you’ll say um…. Billy Baytoven, um… Wookie Amidala Mozart? Um, Churchill Chaikovskee. Um, Ramanaff, and Nicki Minaj.  FUCK YOU. Go learn yourself some music. Fuck you.

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COUNTERATTACK OF THE DAY:

Don’t be all hard and pretend you knew who the fuck Debussy was before Twilight. You didn’t. Chances are you heard about it and pretended to be all interested. Oh yes, Debussy, I’m quite the fan. I’m VERY cultured. Oh la la. Don’t. You’re being a fucking lying hipster piece of shit. I knew because I STUDIED classical music and PERFORMED Debussy. I fucking PERFORMED Claire De Lune. It’s beautiful. But you know what? Only maybe… 3 people who were in my 500+ band actually really LIKED it.

But don’t sit there and think you’re so fucking CULTURED because you know the song. Name me five composers. Five. Full names. Go. I bet you’ll say um…. Billy Baytoven, um… Wookie Amidala Mozart? Um, Churchill Chaikovskee. Um, Ramanaff, and Nicki Minaj. 

FUCK YOU. Go learn yourself some music. Fuck you.

(Source: magyisadinosaur)

Posted February 23, 2012 at 8:13 pm 143 notes

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